Note to Amy Poehler and Will Arnett October 19, 2008

I can’t decide if I want to be you, Amy, or be your child.  You were too friggin’ cute on SNL last night with your belly knocking over beers and your dance moves and your rapping.  Amy, you look fantastic!  But then to have GOB as my dad?!?  Come on!  With your magic tricks (excuse me, illusions), financial skills, segway, CHICKEN DANCE!!! Oh. My. God.  If you would like to add to your family, count me in.  My ring tone is, in fact, GOB doing the chicken dance.